onsdag, mars 12, 2008

1999

Teaching Math in 1950:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1960:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1970:
A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The
cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C," the cost of production, contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question:
What is the cardinality of the set "P" for profits?

Teaching Math in 1980:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. Her cost of production
is $80 and her profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number
20.

Teaching Math in 1990:
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the forest owls and marmots feel as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.

Teaching Math in 1996:
By laying off 40 percent of its loggers, a company improves its stock
price from $80 to $100. How much capital gain per share does the CEO
make by exercising his stock options at $80? Assume capital gains are
no longer taxed, because this encourages investment.

Teaching Math in 1997:
A company outsources all of its loggers. The firm saves on benefits,
and when demand for its product is down, the logging work force can
easily be cut back. The average logger employed by the company earned
$50,000, had three weeks vacation, a nice retirement plan, and medical
insurance. The contracted logger charges $50 an hour. Was outsourcing
a good move?

Teaching Math in 1998:
A laid off logger with four kids at home and a ridiculous alimony from
his first failed marriage comes into the logging-company corporate
offices and goes postal, mowing down 16 executives and a couple of
secretaries, and gets lucky when he nails a politician on the premises
collecting his kickback. Was outsourcing the loggers a good move for
the company?

Teaching Math in 1999:
A laid off logger serving time in Folsom County for blowing away several
people is being trained as a COBOL programmer in order to work on Y2K
projects. What is the probability that the automatic cell doors will
open on their own as of 00:01, 01/01/00?

tirsdag, mars 11, 2008

Gamle gullkorn

Her er et hus:
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I det huset ligger Meny på Grønland.

Det er en butikk. Der selger de mat.

Her er en gutt. Han heter Sturle:

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Hei, Sturle!

Nå går Sturle inn i butikken.
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Se hva Sturle fant i butikken:

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Det er en fersk hvitløk.

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Mmmm. Hvitløk er godt. Sturle spiser hvitløken. Nam nam.

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Se Sturle. Sturle stinker.

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I det huset ligger Tannatelieret.

Her er en mann. Han heter Valle.

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Hei, Valle.

Valle er Sturle sin tannlege.
Stakkars Valle.

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Stakkars Valle gråter.

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Her er Sturle. Fy Sturle! Slem Sturle!

:)

tirsdag, mars 04, 2008

When you are old and grey

Since I still appreciate you,
Let's find love while we may.
Because I know I'll hate you
When you are old and gray.

So say you love me here and now,
I'll make the most of that.
Say you love and trust me,
For I know you'll disgust me
When you're old and getting fat.

An awful debility,
A lessened utility,
A loss of mobility
Is a strong possibility.
In all probability
I'll lose my virility
And you your fertility
And desirability,
And this liability
Of total sterility
Will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility,
So let's act with agility
While we still have facility,
For we'll soon reach senility
And lose the ability.

Your teeth will start to go, dear,
Your waist will start to spread.
In twenty years or so, dear,
I'll wish that you were dead.

I'll never love you then at all
The way I do today.
So please remember,
When I leave in December,
I told you so in May.

Det er Tom Lehrer som melder dette.